Go read this before it gets yanked. This is real.
This could be the first sign.
The Fucking zombie apocalypse.
..bye
Uh. We’re almost 80K into our zombie story. This freaks my shit out.
JESUS CHRIST
of course it’s in florida
SIGH
its not often things make me feel literally ill
this is one of those things brb gonna go hover over the toilet and probably puke a little
this is just too awesome for words!
number 1 rule of tumblr: you must reblog when ever our creator comes up on your dash.
W WHAT THE FCKU
WHATS GOING ON ONMFG
IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
NO
i cried. i dont even care how weird it is. omg
omg what? even like seriously that was fantastic
Just a little reminder in case you non-vegans forget that what you’re eating is a chicken’s menstruation cycle. So glad I’m not guzzling down anyone’s period anymore.
OMG YOU MEAN EGGS DON’T COME FROM MAGIC?!! THANK YOU SUPERVEGAN!
just had eggs god they were delish
man i love eggs
im sorry i just find pretentious vegans to be really hilarious
mmm delicious chicken periods
ok
its a fucking egg cell
do you know what else has the same purpose as egg cells?
seeds
do you know what holds seeds?
fruit.
enjoy eating your plant uterus, OP
YES
MOTHER FUCKKIN CHICKEN BABIES
I ATE THEIR PARENTS AS NUGGETS
BITCH
I mean, I would eat human babies too but apparently that’s against the law or some shit.
If you find a dead baby you should be allowed to claim it and eat it if the parents are not found in 3 days.
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you get an instant follow for wanting to eat human children
fucki cant stop laughing at the “mmm delicious chicken periods” fucmdfnighubthiei
I FRICKIN LOVE EGGS SO MUCH
Chicken’s menstruation cycle is best scrambled…on toast of course.
Mmmm, I love me some chicken’s menstruation cycle.
